datenshi-no-hime:

None of these are wrong.

thedancingcostumekid:

My friend asked how I learned to cook and the answer is I didn’t. I know like 5 things about cooking and they are:

• Always use more garlic than the recipe calls for
• “Ehhh fuck it close enough” is a great measurement tool
• Find like 5 recipes that you like, adjust them how you like them, make them until you hate them
• Clean as you go
• If a recipe is from a mommy blog, you will need more spices

If anyone wants to add, please do

charlesoberonn:

writing-prompt-s:

Reincarnation is a known, common, and expected result of death. You are a bounty hunter that specializes in tracking down people who have committed suicide to escape debts or a jail sentence.

“It’s a girl!” the doctor exclaimed.

“It’s a fucking tax dodger is what is it!” Blaize ‘The Flame’ Hogan burst into the infirmary, cocking his shotgun.

pinkdementors:

it sure is fun being private and closed off but just once or twice i would like to submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known without it being such a mortifying fucking ordeal

abandonedfarms:

c-bassmeow:

kaijuno:

Well I fucking am now aren’t I

flatwoodsgirlfriend:

charliepaigeb:

Patreon requested some Battle Buds 💀💥

midnight-revelation:

bimboid: