Another fun thing I do with customers - specifically parents of very small children who don’t know they’re alive yet - is directly imply I think the coffee is for the baby, not the parent. and lemme tell you, like 70% of parents eat that shit up. They immediately go along with the bit and start discussing it with their newborn child, while the baby just stares at us like 😮
It’s crazy and wildly unfair the types of people who will be out there with no shame over any of their behavior meanwhile I’m stuck being nauseated at myself for every very normal conversation I have with someone
In 1947, an British flight from Buenos Aires, Argentina to Santiago, Chile reported their status over Morse code as “ETA SANTIAGO 17.45 HRS STENDEC”. That last word is nonsense, so the tower asked for clarification. They repeated: STENDEC. STENDEC.
They were never heard from again. 11 people vanished, apparently along with their plane, and the only clue is that last word.
And no one knows what the fuck “STENDEC” means.
She STEN on my DEC until I’m never heard from again.
happy (checks watch) 1 year anniversary to this post
A whole year of people explaining that actually we know what happened probably in my notes :3
Stop making Hannibal furry headcanons unless it’s this bird
It’s apparently only ONE population of this species that does this. Everyone else hunts and caches normally. The other falcons probably talk shit about this fucked up torture family.
Ooooh that’s even more fascinating. That means it’s a learned behavior they TAUGHT one another.
the amongus crewmate really was a gift to humanity. the world had enough crudely drawn dicks on bathroom stall doors we needed another shape to instantly strike annoyance and discomfort in the viewer
mint chocolate chip for the win. “oh it tastes like toothpaste” listen to me you’re either using weird toothpaste or eating weird brands of mint chocolate chip ice cream because no the fuck it doesn’t
Oh my fucking God. They completely demolished the entire east wing. The whole thing is rubble now. Trump just tore down half of the White House.
(picture from the article linked above)
This was supposedly done in preparation for construction of his self involved ballroom project, but he had claimed before that no changes would be made to the existing building structure. And now half of this unbelievably historic building is gone.
i’m reblogging these pictures because…yeah, in the most literal way possible, one-third of the White House, the USA’s most famous, iconic and symbolic historic building, was just completely fucking obliterated
ALT
